A little text conversation I had at work with my beautiful wife:
Gini: I think I have a vampire baby, because he is beating the crap out of me.
Me: Do you want to be turned? I can do that.
Gini: You can't. You're not even a vampire.
Me: Oh...
Gini: I need edward to do it.
Me: Oh for HECK'S sake
Gini: Sorry. Maybe its his baby...
I guess I missed a lot at that movie she went to.
